New Emily just dropped!
As someone who has mispronounced so many words because I never actually heard them. I appreciate this post
The urge to bother my mutuals
reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3
When you’re a dyke and your family knows and sends you things based on your “interests”
it’s so sad i have to block these beautiful women sorry my dear but you’re not real
THEY ARE REAL. TO ME. you wouldn't get it i'm gonna go see my beautiful girlfriend diseasedribbon22
malware in. my body.
no but seriously the "my friend wanted some help with legal work" line in aa4 changed me as a person. i think about edgeworth trying to reach out to freshly disbarred phoenix in a million different ways and it not working, so this bastard pulls a damsel in distress move on the guy who's only weakness is people who need help and goes "wright:((( there's this very very tough case:((( innocent people will go to jail if you don't accept these first class plane tickets for you and your daughter and spend a week with me in this five star european hotel :((( oh i am so lost and confused ughh this legal work is killing me" AND IT WORKS MULTIPLE TIMESSSS
also i’m not sure if this is what op is referring to bc this is aa5 not aa4 (i couldnt find anything in aa4 but i couldve just missed it) but if anyone wants to read the actual conversation where phoenix mentions going to europe MULTIPLE TIMES to help out an old friend even though we both know he 100% could not have afforded it with his borscht bowl money…….
<Apollo>
So, Mr. Wright, how long have you known Athena?
<Phoenix>
I met her during a trip to Europe.
<Apollo>
Huh!?
<Apollo>
Y-You were in Europe? (Why haven't I heard about this before?)
<Phoenix>
Yeah, I went there a few times to study the various legal systems over there.
<Apollo>
Oh, okay... Er, wait a minute.
<Apollo>
I thought you worked as a pianist after you quit practicing law.
<Phoenix>
I did, but an old friend of mine needed help with some legal work from time to time, so...
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Me every single time